Nth edition

Ah, the good ol' exit vim for panicing beginners

@daarkfall It's C#, they have bools instead of booleans. But yeah, otherwise a reference comparison wouldn't be beneficial ;)

Salted injection

@AnirudhKonduru dial-up modem. The stuff that blocked your phoneline so that no calls could get in or out

Yeah, is there a git for design?

The dick-jerk-calculation is the best one. It's mathmatically proven to be correct which makes it even funnier

@oscarascal with bluetooth on..

@3ndriu Try this tutorial: http://code.makery.ch/library/...
You can do the first three pages (until the css styling) and you'll have enough knowledge and examples to make your own project. Good luck!

@Jase or cock.tar

@TECKSPEED Same position I am in atm. One of our customers said their page is loading slow (15s!!). I checked the database connections, turns out it opens 800 just to build the menu (think classic menu with 8 buttons and 5 submenues, each sub containing about 8 buttons). Fucking crazy. Hang in there

Correct answer: "Yes."

@corscheid Java ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@tomabolt

@Test
thirty == ten + twenty;
ten == thirty - twenty;
twenty == twenty = twenty;

Jesus christ this is cringy

Well, by the time Tvowel has finished, vCount might have changed to true 🕵🏻🕵🏻🕵🏻🕵🏻

@simeg Trust noone, expect nothing

@noshoesplease I've heard a lot of different opinions about commenting. Some claim the code should be so clear that it doesn't need comments, and others won't accept code without it. My short experience tells me it can never hurt the clearability of the code though..

@gaben God damn beat me to it..

@Saborknight Or, you know, the world doesn't revolve around you and the amount of time needed for the company to notify all of the rejected applicants is too high. I always think "People aren't against you, they are just for themselves", it helps a lot 😉

@sheepz I feel you, although, coming from other languages, HTML-indention isn't what you expect. It feels like everything can be on the same vertical line

Yes.

@lquessenberry Alright, thanks for the info!

What do you mean by trade and spec work?

It seems that Lincoln was a well spoken procrastinator

Worst of the best is better than best of the worst

Yo moma's so big not even a python long with 16GB RAM can hold the weight

To be honest, reading that shit would freak me out aswell

@CtrlF With Microsoft Sams voice on the replies

Nice. Just, ñice.