Me: What algorithm prioritizes food no matter how you use it?

Coworker: Idk, never heard of that one.

Me: Bread-First-Search

We are both roblox game developers

Please help me, I need a vertical mouse but the mice I see are trash, they last for a few months, please help.

I need it to have adjustable dpi via software, left/right button/mouse wheel and no more than that.

Computer science 312 is a drag. We code in Assembly, which is cool, but the instructor actually gets his notes from tutorialspoint.com. I stopped taking notes.

I had a dream that my code made me fly irl. I traveled at high speeds and noticed up and down. The whole dream theme was that of the sky when the sun makes it and the clouds turn pink. The feeling was like when u get a crush on a girl coder. I might theme a part of my game around it.

What are the steps to make a video game in terms of software.

(._. ) __/

( ._.) __/

*Starts up YouTube tutorial*
*Open up Roblox studio*
*Codes for a bit*
*Plays titanfall2*
*Gets fuc**d up on titanfall2*
*Wonders why he can't any shit done with his Roblox game*

( ._. )

!rant
++gangcode

The next time that push request is rejected:

Force push that mf.
I mean, you're a boss , right?

There is a place where all rants exist. It's the rantCloud

http://www.jsrant.com

Now go ahead and give me that ++

The iCloud and Google drive is actually a place where all iOS and Android phones end up, respectively.

++realationships
!rant

I have to make a hard decision. Either I choose to aim for a woman I knew from before first grade or aim for a programmer that I met on a joint project. It's a very hard decision and I need insight. For both people I only have mutual realations.

The next time a teacher tells me to Google something I ask him about...

.... I'll tell him to Google my noodle.

Thank you.
Keep scrolling.

I listen to a unique genre of music for getting through hard dev times.

Moop (Mostly Object Oriented Programming)

!rant
If you could marry a compiler or interpreter, which one would it be?

!rant
Relationships are like github projects, you can push, merge, commit, have issues, etc. Just don't go open source....

You know the relationship is going good when the exit code is 0

I basically need a select few contributors to speed up the development process. Python3 developers, testers and researchers are all welcome

For some reason, out of no where, I made this word up. It's called Moop, and it's definition is paradoxical. It means "everything and nothing, anywhere and nowhere, etc". So one day at work one of my coworkers pushed his untested commit to the master branch of our 25k project. To make matters worse, he deleted all other branches and previous versions of the project. Our project manager heard about it and became so angry that he almost broke our no-curse-word-policy. So he called is all together to get around it so he could properly vent.
Project manager: "Guys I'm extremely angry at James (the one who pushed the untested source code to our commercial project, ruining it)
Me: well, I have a word that we can use
Project manager: what is it?
Me: Moop
You can guess what the next few weeks at work was like. All of my coworkers had to fix the crap James made, including myself. So the conversations went like this: "The mooperfluffer James should have never mooped with us!", "MOOP YOU JAMES, I HOPE YOU HET MOOPED TO HELL YOU MOOPUP!!!!!", "Hey James, guess what! I hope you moop yourself". Our boss became a strong moop user and spray moop all over James workstation. We put moop in his cup, his laptop keyboard, even his thumb drive. We downloaded moop.exe to his PC so we could moop his kernel.

Today James' life is officially mooped.

If "Moop" were a language, what would it stand for?

What is SQL?

I have nothing to "rant" about. Could you write a program to help me out? Better yet, talk about the worst client you have worked for and put it in the comments. ^_^

Right now I just want to finish installing and fixing the bugs of Android Studio. I can't use it yet. The java executable that comes with Android Studio has a major issue (Linux Version). I drool over the IDE and what I'll be able to do-after the bug is gone, that is. Btw, this has stopped me for months now. CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH THIS BUGGY MONSTER?

*Downloads Android Studio from the official Android website*
*Opens Android Studio*
Android Studio: "Error: Process command usr/local/android-studio/jre/bin/java finished with non-zero exit value 127
Me: I didn't even do anything yet. I guess I'll change the default Java directory to my native Java JDK
*One hour later*
Android Studio: 50 errors occurred during the Gradle Build.
Me: ( ._.)

I wanted to make a website downloader in Java, despite the existence of wget. So I made one. However, it's just in it's early stages. I'm open to making this took a little broader and upgrading how it downloads websites. GitHub: https://github.com/YoungCode26/...

My first version of a website downloader is complete! I finally worked the bugs out. Now on to the second......

Learning Spring is fun.
Fun is learning Spring.
Spring fun.

I've solved hard problems before, and used languages other than Java, but for some reason I don't know how to start using SQL. I couldn't find a SQL IDE. Any suggestions on how to start working with SQL on a Linux computer?

Every profession has people who have done some real shit. You have doctors, lawers, scientists, architects.
I want to be one of those developers who did some real shit. I'm just saying.....

While building a Java net sniffer app, I finally write the code to run a Linux binary in a separate process after three days. It works perfectly!

Then I export my app to a runnable jar file.

About nine exceptions are thrown, including a security exception. So much for being done. 😐