Ladies and gentlemen, I have a brand new buzzword!

The learning curve tho

Please bring them back... 😢

I need one of these for my server room

Well Argos, you now know what bad developers + Java can bring you. An out of bounds on an empty array -.^

Good job guys. Really, well done!

When you start porn but find yourself thinking about their recommendation engine🤔

My plans for valentines day !

And suddendly Github's tool bar is black.

Fuck you devrant, pseudo funny remotely devrelated things get more upvotes than juicy outbursts of rage

Why all of a sudden when in front of customer the application stopped responding😬😬 not when I am using that nor when we developed it😤😤

In a mobile project far far away...

Dev: Now we need a ui expert to beautify the app.
Boss: we dont need him its beautiful as it is.

5 mins later....

Boss: here Is a ton of ui changes dear dev. I trust that you have creative insight to make changes that I like :)

Rant

So, after a week seminar at my university on "practical introduction to operating systems" and bash scripts all we did till now is 'echo' and 'mv'.... why did I sign Up for this....

When the junior insists that it's fine setting server permissions to 777

!rant

So this year I had a subject at university called "Linux internal architecture", and for the last assignment I had to write a kernel module and interact with it with a separate program written in C.

Once I had finished and tested the driver, I went on to write the other program, which was supposed to use system calls to read and write data to the module. While debugging this program (~500 lines of code) I reached the level of frustration where you just start printing absurd messages everywhere in your code to see what's wrong. So for example instead of printing "This error happened in this function", my error messages were more like "Fuck this fucking function it doesn't fucking work".

Guess who forgot to delete all those messages before sending the code to the teacher...

Also, if a specific mode is selected, the program enters a while(1) that, apart from doing what it's expected to do, also creates a file in the user's home directory called something like 'motherfucker' and appends the words 'fuck this shit' to it. INFINITELY.

I really really hope this teacher doesn't try to run the program in his own computer, or he's in for a big surprise.

No one is going to hold your hand in the real world.

Now go on and fuck up some more so you can learn more.