Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

This made me laugh hard

No doubt 😂

LOL...

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Oh sh*t

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

1969 vs 2017

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

Even though I don't like Java that much 😂

That's fair.

Best joke I have read this week...

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

Don't try this at home 😋

LMAO 😂😂😂

Peer review be like

Algo strikes again!

She runs C shells by the seashore

LOVE IT!

Basically AI.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Thank you makers

I don't care about money, girls, fancy cars, big houses, fame...

I want stars on my GitHub repo

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

At least they were real though...

10 Things You’ll Find Shocking About Asynchronous Operations:

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(found on twitter by @iamdevloper 😂)

i -= -1