Client: "This does not look like the mockups I gave you."
Me: "tHiS dOeS NOt lOoK LIkE THe mOkUpS i GaVE YoU"

So me and a friend were bored and decided to build this website.

If you ever need to use the internet offline;
https://downloadtheinternetnow.com/

Be prepared.

When you're at school following a Java course and someone says: "So now we can add Java to our websites to make them more interactive".
Me: " *sigh* You mean Javascript not Ja... oh well nevermind. I would love to see you implement Java."

When it compiles successfully the first time you try.

Every time when you receive a piece of code and it doesn't work.