@aritzh the hero we need.

@aritzh well I know that much. I was hoping to hear why people like it more than Java. What makes it cool?

@LinusCDE wait so it's unsecured WiFi with MAC filtering or are you employing other trickery? 🤔

Tell me more about this "kotlin"?

That one actually made me laugh out loud.

@DirtyBit with the way I've seen some of those closets built that may have already happened.

I'm mostly a #1 with a smidge of #5. For the most part, I get it done and will only ask questions about what you want the code to do. I also reuse portions of my old code constantly. Why do the same work more than once?

@Grundeir he probably built the first one and printed the other two.

@Cyanite I think it's PHP

Siri is giving you the sass man. She might be tired of your crap.

Looks like Reddit. Shall I test the creds?

I'd like too but this damn API needs fixing first.

*clears throat*LastPass*clears throat*

All distros give me hell during setup. I'm talking days of frustration but once it's up, it's up forever. Until someone or something breaks it (I'm looking at you Win10).

Win10 updates wrecked my secondary Fedora install. I'd fix it but each time Win10 does a major update it'll just break it again. I can't live in grub like that and I'm too lazy to clone to a new disk.

@Swifticus my job gave me one of the newest ones, the T460, big improvement over the old ones. Thin and well designed. It looks like you have a T430 which I loathe. Internal hardware is whelming however.

@ScribeOfGoD there's only one way I'm gonna learn it.

My vote: whatever's close and caffeinated. Usually the canned Starbucks coffee from the vending machine at my job.

@Lanceitar this man is a genius! I vote him our new leader!

@antonis179 OMG, thank you. You just reminded me, I need to push my repo and open a pull request.

@rantOverflow one could say a clean laptop is one step closer to being laid. Ideally by the mythical female programmer.

@AndrewDiale no way, really?

@qbasic16 Lies. So long as there's more than one monitor he can be deemed one of us.

@Kimmax Dev Fight!

I'm currently trying to connect to an undocumented API in C# and I do this constantly just to see what attributes I can manipulate on these vendor supplied custom objects. The names don't always indicate what they do and I'm literally just trying things to see what throws an exception.

@stackodev agreed but when it works and saves you a bunch of lines of code, dear God does it feel good.

I've worked with many Carl's. It doesn't get any easier. You just learn how to spot them and avoid group work wherever possible. Eventually people figure out that they're idiots.

"The color change was the result of some reprogramming I did."

If you have to do it more than once put it in a method.

Life(Person you) {
While(you.Alive){
you.Eat();
you.Sleep();
you.Code();
}
}

There ya go.

OMG I have an almost identical problem. Dude I'm writing with said he could code and has effectively done nothing. I didn't expect the world or anything but he hasn't made a single pull request. All commits, code and comments were done by me. Worst part is I can't even help him with whatever he's failing at because he won't do a pull request to update the repo.

Camel case 4 life.