Just received a Jira request to remove training videos from the business ethics page or our employee intranet because we longer hold the license's.

HaHa

Teacher: How do functions break up???

Jerry: They stop calling each other.

HUZZA!!! The devRant web app is upgraded. I love it! :D

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

small victories... leaving little fuck you notes all over the code..
along with all the test cunts that still get incremented on the production..

"When you're mad at him but he uses aws comprehend to judge your sentiments"

How to make an ice tea:-
1. Make tea.
2. Start coding.
3. Forget about it.
4. Now after coding check your tea.
5. You have your ice tea ready.

When you go through a call back hell....

Why windows you did this to me. It's very painful.

This rant is aimed towards those who hate on JavaScript developers and the JS language:

Dear Asshole,

I am a JavaScript developer by choice.
I think JavaScript is great.
I agree that JavaScript have some bad sides to it, but I believe that the community is driving good change to the ecosystem.
I appreciate other models of other languages.
I do not include 3rd party NPM modules without checking their source and credibility.
I will not use a framework (i.e. react, Vue, Anguler) if it's not needed.

And finally:
I can do any software engineering tasks a software engineer is supposed to do.

Kind regards,
Nedo-the-angry.

My linux isn't booting again, Haven't pushed almost 3000lines of code. I'm doomed.

Seiko Data 2000

Gstreamer - cool when it works, utterly depressing and mysterious when it doesn't

Just installed Kubuntu on my netbook.

KDE Connect 💕

I can be lazy now and control my netbook from my phone 😊
Also notification sync, file sharing etc!