Just spent an hour trying to fix a bug on my Xamarin app that only affected the android project. Finally decided to Google it and figured out it's a Xamarin bug. FUCK YOU XAMARIN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BROOMSTICK WITH NO LUBE.

Just spent 15 seconds trying to insert a HDMI cable upside down. Today is going great.

I live for this :)

Me seeing all positive things people say about their work in #wk62.

Day 1 of Defcon...Python fan boy tells me that Java is a dying language. I laughed.

He had to free up space for videogames

She: Uuggrrr.. You did it again
Me: What
She: Stop opening the dev tools
Me: Oh sorry
She: Leave me alone with your laptop.

10 min later

Me: What did you change?
She: I tried to remove the dev tools by changing the dragged position to a negative value in chromes config files.
Me: wow.
She: Didn't work.
Me: Hehe, nice try though

*opens chrome*
Me: wut.
She: *chuckles*

- Light pink theme
- 500% zoom
- Font size changed
- Some virus search engine (my search?)
- deleted some plugins
- start page randomcolour.org (or color? (<- me css freak))

:/ :/ :/

I know a LOT of people like it...but NodeJS...I still don't know why it's here.

\documentclass{meme}

You know a company is ripping you off when they charge £79 for a fucking charger and it breaks in 1 year. Fuck you Apple

Experience with angular2 so far

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

When your code is a mess but still works

Printers.

*deep breath*

*scream*

Fucking useless languages that compile into other languages but provide no real benefit other than some trendy syntax crap.

Coming soon Programmer 😍

Me : Never actually worked on Linux before.

Also me : Tries to create, host and maintain a LAMP server.

Pro tip when working on colleague's dirty computer! Even touchpad works!

Light themes in any code/text editor.

Can you take a look at this?
Sure no problem.

Proceed to have my eyes melted by a burning white light.

Friend: "You are good with computers right?"
Me: "Yes...."
Friend: "Can you put an eye on my computer? Mint crash at every startup"
Me: (Oh Linux! For this time ok) "Yeah, show me"

My friend open the pc...
Pc: "KERNEL PAAAAANIC!"
Me: ".... WTF!?"
Friend: "Can you repair this?"
Me: (shit.)

That was a long day...
(My friend closed the lid without the drivers and then the pc from the standby did not wake up correctly)

Thats my kind of teamwork

Cable porn

Where are you DenverCoder9???

October - Hired

November - Hear that CEO 2 was stealing the company money

December - Dismissing 6 persons. CEO 1 says to me that, since I'm the last hired, I'll be the first dismissed.

March - Company doesn't get better. Dismissing 3 persons... still there.

May - Company doesn't get better. Dismissing 2 persons... still there.

July - Company doesn't get better. Dismissing 9 persons... still there.

Now, with the remaining money the company should live for about 2 years and not dismiss employees anymore.

We were 25 employees, where are 4 now. I feel like the winner of Survivor.

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

That moment when you realise f(x)=x²
that you did in 4th grade and now
Function(x){
return x*x;
}
....😯😮😲😱😵...
You realise that Everyone has been doing programming all their life....

Back in ninth grade.
Ouch..
(But I made a pretty decent game with it xD)

"How does your live chat work?"