This is so annoying

Boy: I love You
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I love You
Girl: Please enter root password:
Boy: 123456789
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: root
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: qwerty
Girl: Wrong. You have tried 3 times.
Girl: I have boyfriend.
Boy: Dammit.
Girl: Command not found.

Sums it up well

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

I think my class is gettting to long...

Couldn't say it better myself.

I know you all love great cable management, so here is my setup ;)

Why its called Programmer when we aren't good at spelling.

Programmer rule #1: Its your fault 99.9% of the time.

Don't forget to Git commit

Such speed. Done before I even started.

Outplayed.

I've been spending 30 minutes in the bathroom ever since I started using devRant. It helps me to cope with constipation

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

Girl: Can I go through your laptop's movie collection

What's so wrong with just saying "my phone" instead of saying "my IPhone"?

Junior coder says validation is not needed on asp.net mvc form pages because it is not in the requirements or part of the definition of done. Wants to argue about it. Refuses to do it. Says I am over optimizing or some shit like that. Good luck with that. If you can't figure that one out or listen to feedback perhaps you should become a project manager not a programmer.

!rant: Wondering how the hell you even graduated.

Going for my first code review. My colleagues and I will read through my main class, which is 832 lines long and a two-three comments.

Frontm End vs Back End

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. 🍵

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Code doesn't work?
Better change nothing and run it again.

"What the hell isn't working? Welp, better add print() to everything :^)"

The only apple device worth buying

Junior devs who are unable to use Google and don't respect your headphones, brutally pulling you out of the zone. There's a special place in hell for these guys.

My deares coding buddy is a Toriel plushie, shes just sitting there silently, not judging me i love her.

Also i fucking hate c++ please end the pain.

Just found out my neighbour is a sleep deprived webdeveloper as well :)

When people paste their whole fucking million line noobie spaghetti code into a single Stackoverflow question:

Pro Tip: Act like you know what you're doing even if you have no idea.