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Boy: I love You
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I love You
Girl: Please enter root password:
Boy: 123456789
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: root
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: qwerty
Girl: Wrong. You have tried 3 times.
Girl: I have boyfriend.
Boy: Dammit.
Girl: Command not found.

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  • 40
    These distros ain't loyal.
  • 4
    @theDatron These distros are loyal
    FTFY
  • 11
    Boy smart enough to sudo but doesn't know root password to Girl... 😂
  • 26
    Guess it's “money“
  • 2
    @Data-Bound maybe he'd have tried gold, diamond, ...
  • 17
    root password is food... it's always food
  • 12
    It was clearly a trap.

    When you "sudo", you have to type in your password, not root's password.

    Poor boy... ;)
  • 6
    @kong depends how you have sudo set up. It can also ask for the target user's password
  • 2
    @DrEmann thanks. Didn't know that :P
  • 7
    username: root
    password: toor
  • 2
    Before attempting to sudo in, boy should have done some information gathering by inquiring about stuff like her pets name & race, her favorite food, her favorite language..
    You know the basic questions that gets asked ever so much on ${datingSite}..
    That would give atleast some ideas to deduce potential passwords then filter by likelihood as you profile her persona... :)
  • 6
    @lotd sorry dude but, we're not professionals.
  • 2
    @SweetHuman I'm not either
  • 4
    @lotd so our boy is then under noob level.
  • 2
    @SweetHuman never said that :)
  • 4
    I wonder how many girls would return "LoveLetter malware detected."

    To the first "I love you" statement :p
  • 3
    @lotd that malware. Cheeky. 😉
  • 2
    @erikdreyer11 true girls don't fall for that.
  • 3
    It surpassed 100+! It is my first original post that i made in 3 minutes. I happy to see so much appreciation! Thank you all!
  • 3
    Should've tried with "shoes"
  • 1
    Hard way :
    > ps aux | grep "boyfriend"
    > kill [ boyfriend's pid ]
    > echo "I Love You"...
  • 0
    This sounds hilarious! But I started to think about it more and more. Love is an important topic for me. And I try to understand what is this exactly. I try to found out do men fall in love. I have read really nice articles about this.
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