Right....I don’t think that’s how Ubuntu is supposed look -.-
The iso must be corrupted, the stick is fine

Source : Reddit

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

CSS - keep guessing the values until it looks fine.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

Best prank I did to a office must be that one I did when I was 7 years old:

> Sat at a schoolcomputer and explored stuff
> Found alot of network printers
> Found one called "city hall front desk"
> Created a word-document with the biggest font possible
> Wrote "Dick"
> 2000 pages of the word "dick"
> Print 2000 copies

> Did the same to a kindergarten and a "rival school"
> Never got caught because I used my teachers novell account ( the password was his name)

I miss novell

if you're like me putting whatever shit crosses your mind in code ALWAYS check before pushing to remote.

I just pushed this :|

The groaning sound you hear when someone in your office opens up that legacy code 😅

The real question.

With the other members of the team refusing to learn git and making changes directly to the staging server i get to write the commit messages for everyone.

Log:
UPDATE: *informative details *

UPDATE: mark made some changes

UPDATE: colin made the same changes as mark but different

UPDATE: andrew undid all colins updates to change one link and I had to add them back in, thank gawd I commit the night before

BUGFIX: andrew keeps changing the database host to localhost and uploading it without changing it back

UPDATE: we all hate andrew

Learnt to code by writing shitty code an getting scolded for it!

Systemanalyse und Programmentwicklung - also known as SAP

how not to name tests

We tested each and every setter and getter, what can go wrong with integration?

"Everyone Can Code!!" - but not everyone should!

#storytime When I was in my apprenticeship and learning to code I often did make the same mistakes over again so my colleagues and I found names for them and they just had to say 'potatoe sack' and I knew what was going on. It actually help to never make these mistakes again #throwback

Toilets at our school had errors today.
Maybe an overflow

I hope its supposed to be satire