Mgmt decided to start making technical documentation, which was nice. Then they said we have to do it in German because apparently everyone in the world speaks German.

Burnout Chart : It is a useful chart for predicting when all of the team members are burnt out...

In my company we developped a tool where we enter the average salary of all members of the meeting and then let a timer run which would show how much money the company spent on that specific meeting.
Needless to say that meetings were way shorter after that

So I got a wedding present from my team mates today :/

Listen to good music which helps you focus on the task at hand