What is up with this guy

I'm gonna be honest with you guys.

I need a friend. A real friend. And I'm looking for one (or many) among you.

Is any of you interested in being my friend?

I know, it sounds weird. My inner self bully is bringing to mind many adjectives for saying that: faggot, weak, snowflake, gay, pussy, clingy, demanding.

I know. But I'm at the edge of 30 and I think it's better if I cut the shit and just be very clear about the type of friend I'm looking for.

I need people that will be there when the shit gets tough.

I can joke with you,
I can laugh my ass off with you,
I can passionately argue about what's the better programming language.

But most importantly, I can be there when you're depressed, when you want to punch your boss in the face, when you're griefing a loved one that is gone.

And that exactly what I'm looking in a friend.

I used to have friends in life, but a variety of circumstances caused some distance: commitments, personality changes, physical distance, or just a feeling that they don't give two shits about me.

Am I the perfect friend? Not at all. I have a temper and am quite opinionated about my tools, but most of the times I try to be a not-asshole.

I might get angry and be very honest when I don't like something, but it would be very weird for me to turn my back on a friend.

It is impossible for someone to be friends with and to like everyone. But the least I can do is just give anyone a chance.

I think friendships are just things that take time and grow if there is enough care put into them.

Here's my discord chirptune#1829, so if you add me, please let me know your username here.

I think it'd be cool to have like a brotherhood on discord or slack of people looking out for each other (jesus christ, that sounds corny as fuck)

Not to rob people from devrant, I just think that the board style can't fulfill deeper social needs imo, that's all.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

SAD :|

I love this 😂😂

Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude.

This has always been one of my favorites.

How to solve problems in Java: change the language

seaside beers, weekly chatting with total strangers, and you get that balance
(photo with someone i newly met)

Quality code you say...

A geeky poem...

I have seen spaghetti php code, I have seen spaghetti JavaScript code, I have seen spaghetti python code. I have seen a lot of spaghetti.

Yet this Angular project appears like it was touched by His Noodly Appendage.

And only his Noodlyness knows what's going on in there. It's truly beyond my mere mortal means of understanding.

🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

Google and i just shared our feelings!!

I found this amazing repository on github and just had to share it.

https://github.com/danistefanovic/...

I've already built a document scanner.
There's enough tutorials to keep a dev busy for a lifetime 😄

I'd be handing in my two weeks notice if I got some shit like this.

Don't get me wrong, I understand it's not that professional to swear during work every sentence. But come on, I'm going to swear if I fucking want to every once in a while.

Shakespeare quote :/

Best job description ever 😂

Get shit done

Myth debunked. This explains the history of Apple computers.

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts HUEHUEHUE

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

I love how to devs the word "user" is mostly treated with anger and disgust.

Who helps you fixing your bugs? For me its him, he knows what’s wrong!

Mission Impossible :D

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.