"Dont jump. The bug has been fixed!" (Plot twist: I'm actually that guy who's gonna jump) lmao Whats yours? - devRant

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3

farkaskid

382

7y

'pie is ready'
5

htlr

5121

7y

Use express.js 😂😂😂
12

gitpush

31872

7y

XCode no longer exist
5

sam9669

24919

7y

@Lahsen2016 everyday ?

Also for the meme
"NSA has been nuked"
4

codepoet

3518

7y

"They have a net to catch you down there"
11

dontPanic

9589

7y

"it compiled!"
4

davide

2420

7y

The customer has accepted our version
2

Pauly69

63

7y

"We are switching development Stacks!"
9

lindows

627

7y

Microsoft open sourced Windows.
2

krister-alm

513

7y

Java is dead
4

goodBoiBadDev

4016

7y

Windows had finished booting
3

goodBoiBadDev

4016

7y

Windows updates has been disabled
3

simulate

2751

7y

"C++17 is released"
cant wait 😶😶
4

sarcasm-fairy

5871

7y

Gradle build finished
13

ILikeSushiRolls

863

7y

"Someone commented on your rant"
7

corjaantje

4799

7y

Your Devrant duck came in the mail!
2

Eqb8

1450

7y

"There's pizza left"
3

infinite-lifes

195

7y

I found the staircase to the roof.
1

GarreauArthur

2363

7y

Floor is lava
1

mlamboms

458

7y

I have a most recent db backup. It's busy restoring... so chill dude!!
0

Kingfisher

22

7y

Umm, I have cookies
3

devnope

538

7y

They dropped SystemD.
1

Alfer

552

7y

"windows phone is dead"
1

false

83

7y

node_modules are better now
1

Hundeklemmen

194

7y

Your devduck arrived
4

Stejk

328

7y

You need to commit changes!
3

linuxxx

143185

7y

Google and Facebook quit!
1

PacRat

3937

7y

Zuckerburg and the whole of google was exposed
0

Seshpenguin

865

7y

Stallman is our new glorious leader
1

ScriptCoded

18862

7y

They just released CSS4!
1

Pizza

3524

7y

The client died in a terrible accident
0

earl

128

7y

Hell is full of undebuggable spaghetti codes!
1

athlon

17205

7y

Windows finished installing the updates!
0

CharlesVernon

83

7y

"Jump jnto this black void instead"
1

IAmNotARobot

3377

7y

Here is an IntelliJ license, you can delete that shitty Eclipse now.
0

Seshpenguin

865

7y

@rc5-asdf lol :P
1

LinusCDE

3004

7y

"Your code is working."
I saw this before.
2

Froot

7520

7y

PHP finally died!
2

petru

742

7y

It was a typo!
1

Drillan767

8459

7y

"The client called, he says that Drupal isn't a good idea"
6

github

9527

7y

"A lady developer came looking for your help"
"You just got promoted"
"You are getting 4 27" 4k monitors"
"DevRant is distributing free swags to everyone alive"
1

goodBoiBadDev

4016

7y

"iPhone launch wa adjust a troll"
3

WildOrangutan

2589

7y

"It's Friday" :)
1

BadFox

2327

7y

"You no longer have to make it work on IE."
1

meretan

1131

7y

"Our sales team will no longer sell impossible features."
1

nothappy

7057

7y

"WordPress doesn't exist anymore"
1

Mitiko

6182

7y

Net neutrality is still a thing
1

sbin

2007

7y

Html is now officially declared as programming language
1

LinusCDE

3004

7y

@sbin And suddenly he jumps into death.

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