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kiki
1y

inherited a glossier brand lip balm when my friend moved. the balm itself is cool, but my GOD zoomer-oriented marketing BS is sooo obnoxious. “Spread the lush balm over your lips for the moisturizing, nourishing goodness”, my god, something like that. I don't know for sure because I can't read it — immediately tried to clean it off with acetone, but after that failed, I painted all over it with an industrial-grade paint marker. And I don't remember that either, as my brain's garbage collector immediately displaced that cringe.
Can I just get a damn product? With the packaging saying nothing than a brand name and how to use it?

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  • 5
    It must be a huge lipstick if your friend couldn't take it with them when they moved.
  • 0
    https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

    Was zapping through Amazon Video few days ago... stumbled upon a freevee series.

    First time contact since a long time with ads. See above video link for one example...

    I totally agree with Kiki, modern ads / descriptions are indescribably awful.

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  • 3
    Could be worse. You could have been using Nourishing Sleeping Lip Balm Day and Night Nourish Lip Mask Sleep Hydrated Maintenance Lip Care Lips Moisturize Protect

    Like the whole label is trying to stuff metadata.
  • 3
    They try to sell you the product even after you bought it
  • 4
    I'll do you one better... Can I get brand products *without* visible company marks? Like at all. Whenever I'm at the gym I feel like Nike owes me for advertising.
  • 3
    M. O. I. S. T.
  • 0
    Maybe u don’t remember it bc u huffing paint lol
  • 2
    @cprn you should start doing something that ruins their reputation to balance it out
  • 0
    @electrineer Oh, I'm fat and anti-woke, no worries.
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