Y’all already know wtf goin on

But this time it’s croissant loaf time

Thought it was @b2plane post at first glance.

@Demolishun lmfaooo

nice

Don't eat it alone

@Demolishun i just finished my 7th shit of the day

@b2plane come on man, even it out. Do 8! You can do it!

@ostream it was the last remnants of their stock so a lil bit but still tasty. This one bakery makes the best croissants I have had in my city so far. A slightly crunchy and flavorful crust, yet a very flaky, soft, and smooth crumb which I particularly enjoy.

@retoor Just admit you want a bite.

@Wisecrack yeah exactly, I bet @retoor wants a chocolate croissant

@chonky-quiche a good cook is irreplaceable.

For example, there will never be another gordon ramsey.

@Wisecrack Ramsey is a meh chef imo

@chonky-quiche but there is no doubt he will be remembered.

It's unfair to just show us and not share. 😐 where do you live? I'll come n pick up a piece. 🤪

@NoMad this could be construed as flirting. Careful you'll lose your lesbian card!

@Wisecrack currently almost ace and rocking it. So, don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@NoMad you madlad you.

Just think, if OP looks like a butch lesbian, its almost a two-fer.

A guy who can cook, and a guy who can pass.

You could have your cake and eat it too. Literally.

But I'm an anarchist who rails against and pokes fun at both sides, so what do I know.

@Wisecrack to think of me as so shallow... Tsk tsk tsk. I'm disappointed in you! It's nothing against the OP, might fancy them when I connect with them so dunno, but for you to think I'd give in so easy... *Sigh*

@Wisecrack tho, fun fact, last one didn't like me enough to even fuck, so guess I'm no that desirable. Don't set me up for another failure plz.✌️ My self-image can't take it.

I say all three of us meet and while @Wisecrack is trying to get @NoMad to be with me, they will realize the love that they have for each other surpasses all bounds and so they will go skipping off into the sunset, while I will sit in the corner all alone eating pastries…

@chonky-quiche love the drama, never gonna happen tho. The chances of you two running off into the sunset and me sitting on my arse, sipping on my radler, smoking, and eating fish and chips is much higher!

@chonky-quiche I'm there too serving drinks

@NoMad nahhh all of us will have the vibes like this. Also fish and chips sounds absolutely fucking amazing right now.

@retoor you will be the wise bartender who sets us straight

@chonky-quiche we'll sing piano man together

this actually sounds kinda fun.

but can I bring my ukulele? I've decided I'm gonna bring it anyway.

@ostream holy hell we could start a band!

@ostream @Wisecrack I’ll bring me drums

@chonky-quiche oh hell yes. Drums, guitar, uke.

We could drive my vw bus that has only one headlight and call the band "one-eyed molly."

@Wisecrack but here is the catch we have to be on molly all the time bc the one eye’d train has to keep rollin’

@chonky-quiche everyone knows bands are just fronts for drugs.

The advertisement is in the name! Come on jesse, we need to cook.

@ostream I’ll take all of them

@chonky-quiche all at the same time?!

@Wisecrack ever heard of the trippa snippa?

@chonky-quiche can I phone a friend? Is it a synonym for "hell" or "fun"? Give me a clue.

@Wisecrack https://youtu.be/FhykvrPZwA4/..._