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plz don't forget to tell us how long it took you to reach ground after being pushed off the balcony
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If you are thinking about ever cheating on her... can i have your laptop? (assuming it's not used as the murdering weapon)
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She sounds awesome. That's a keeper because if you're ever in a survival type situation it'll be her mowing people down with a Toyota Prius that affords you enough if their stuff to survive.
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Please let us also know the projectile from the air to the ground when she was hit by the car. And send my regards to her. ;)
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@TheVariant yeap. Tbhim a rookie and thought it was cool to out that !. Then got smashed by commenta a bit higher and realized how dumb that was.
Didn't edit it. Some bad memories help you not forget certain things.
Don try to be cool when you dont know ;)
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!geek girlfriend
Me and my partner are in the car driving. We drive by a young girl who is on her scooter. I look at my gf and ask,
Me: do you sometimes have some weird thoughts in mind (and nothing relating to sex her just so you know).
Her: well what do you mean?
Me: well i se that person scootering on the sidewalk and i imagine screaming at her like a lunatic “GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD PUNK” (which the little girl clearly isn't).
She laughs.
Her: yeah,i do too but it's more scientific, like sometimes i wonder how many times some one would flip. In the air if i hit them with the car or how long would it take some one to reach the ground if i pushed them off the balcony.
....
Me: silence...
Skin goes white
Her: looks at me with a big smile!!!
Im not sure if this is good or bad ;)
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