That's what you get for using windows, NS. I wish that I could say it's the first error I see in your screens.

Installing Nvidia drivers in Arch linux right now. Tell my family I love them.

I'd tech Computer Science. You would think that we wouldn't need that anymore, but we would need it more than ever. We would never be safe with a superior intelligence! That's why we voted trump after all. ;)

It's still better than getting a sigsegv/null pointer exception, I guess

Boss: How much longer do you think you need to finish feature X?
Me: At least 2 weeks.
...
Me the day after: Well, it seems that I didn't need so much time after all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is getting out of control. I think one notification would be enough, or one when you reach 1, 10, 20, 50, 100, 200 and 500 ++

Coding distraction: accidentally finding out about some Vim plugin or cool tool you didn't know about and having to stop searching for that error code to check it out.

Tell people you love them every day because you don't know when it will be the last time.
But more importantly, don't forget to "git push" every day, because you never know when your laptop is about to die, taking with him those last commits. RIP my friend.