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@galena yeah same canโt wait to get back to the city for the festivities
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@IntrusionCM we can embrace as we smell the wonderful tequila and lime stench on each other
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I think I got that email from betechly dot com this morning (maybe not as many emoji's)
Wanted me to fill out a 'survey' and they'll send me a yeti tumbler or a tile pro.
Is there a name for these 'guys' that feel like we're now best friends just because I watched a video or attended a webinar?
"Hey buddy, I just left you a voice mail, and a little disappointed you haven't returned my call. Lets connect next week and ..."
I'm not your 'buddy', I don't return phone calls to unsolicited salesmen, and I'll ignore you again next week. -
@PaperTrail literally itโs so fucking annoying
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@IntrusionCM share a croissant together. He'll let you hug him and never let go. I'm sure
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@IntrusionCM chonky tries that with women on the street he doesn't know. @chonky-quiche did you try hugging instead?
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@retoor @IntrusionCM I actually hugged and shared food with a girl today soโฆ
But no I will prefer giving random women and men food that I have cooked like chicken nuggets over hugs bc I feel hugs can be weird sometimes.
Like I wonโt dap up one of the bros unless itโs one of the bros ya know? -
@chonky-quiche an intern at a company tried once to grab my coffee pot. A fork in the table close to his hand stretching out taught him that there is zero tolerance regarding sharing food...
Hugs are intimate.
Food is more intimate.
If I share coffee, we're either soulmates or I assume it's poisoned so you became my test subject. -
@retoor same
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@galena idk I think it's a lot cooler when not commercialised...
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@Tonnoman Same! I do love it, but companies really shouldn't put a metaphorical price tag on peoples identities!
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