Ranter
Join devRant
Do all the things like
				++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
				Sign Up
			Pipeless API
 
				From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
				Learn More
			Comments
		- 
				
				His palms are sweaty,
 Knees weak, arms are heavy,
 There's vomit on his sweater already,
 Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous
- 
				
				 kurtr124768y@sam9669 he's nervous kurtr124768y@sam9669 he's nervous
 but on the surface
 He looks calm and ready
 To drop bombs
 But he keeps on forgetting...
- 
				
				@kurtr but he keeps on forgettin what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
 He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
 He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
- 
				
				@gitpush the clucks were now, time up over bloah, snap back to reality: oh! There goes gravity, oh theres the rabbit he chokes hes so mad but he wont give up that eZ
- 
				
				No he wont have it
 he knows his whole backs to this ropes
 it dont matter hes dope he knows that
 but he broke hes so stagnant
 he knows when he goes back to his mobile home
 thats when its back to the lab again yo this whole raphsody
 better go capture this moment before it passes him
- 
				
				 darkness7348yYou better lose yourself in the music, the moment darkness7348yYou better lose yourself in the music, the moment
 You own it, you better never let it go (go)
 You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
 This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
- 
				
				pandafork68ythis is great 😂 ...now I crave spaghetti.
 and check this video out - this guy's making his mom rap "Lose Yourself" using puns: https://youtu.be/ZN0pqkKhf1o
- 
				
				@darkness
 The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
 This world is mine for the taking
 Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
 A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem
- 
				
				 RYPTAR13198yLol 😂😂😂 cnn got trolled. Remind me to write "fuck her right in the pussy" in all my code RYPTAR13198yLol 😂😂😂 cnn got trolled. Remind me to write "fuck her right in the pussy" in all my code
- 
				
				@RYPTAR
 
 CNN is like that person who gets rickrolled, and proceeds to post the video to their Facebook knitting club because they like the song so much. It's kind of adorable how hard they try and fail to be hip and geeky.
Related Rants














Sooooo. I saw this.
undefined
mom's spaghetti
8 miles
eminem
lose yourself