2year project got cancelled, not because of covid, not because of budget reason, but because a new politician got elected that is against our company industry.

A PM just asked me if i can change a display text on our webapp project.

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Isn't that what we have been doing the whole time ??
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I have been diagnosed with conjunctivitis 5 days ago, given antibiotic eyedrops that didnt work, went back to the doctor who just said i got worse, then told me to see another doctor with new diagnosis of keratitis. Called for an appointment, scheduled 2 days from now.

And here i am ranting this because for fck sake i cant look at any screen for more than 2mins. How the hell am i gonna finish this side project. What am i supposed to do for 2 days??🤒😷🤒

I fly whoops and quads on my free time.

1. I wish you can help me find my Dev Jasmine
2. I wish she comes with Dev Abu/Iago
3. I wish you can be my friend Dev Genie

Dreading the long queue at immigration line at the airport, i saw this ad. Reminded me so much of our avatars , i had to post

I hate interviews that asks me to write code on paper.

Mondays be like..

Translation: Husband who's addicted to video game, stabbed to death by wife.

When i heard about declaring video game addiction being a disease, i thought they meant it was because people died..but not like this!😂🤣😂

I fucking hate hr trainings. What a waste of time.

Let me do my job. If you are sending me to training, at least make it relative to my field.

To the dev/gamers out there, who else is hyped for this game?!

https://youtu.be/lmwxyM3sPwc

I already know what weapon im gonna suck at so I'll stick with that 😁😁😁

Edit: game is Monster Hunter World

My first freelance dev job thing, turned out alright. For the first year though, the dev job thing became a tech support thing. Oh the horror.

Going to work with nothing to do because your task has a pending dependency from another team from another country.

Guess i could work on my personal projects so i can actually finish one. Or start another 😁

Justifying a need for a hardware upgrade on servers is a daunting task 😰😰

B.U.s wants faster systems. Devs suggest hardware upgrade.
I.T heads does not want to add cost.
WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

One of the main problems i always have is lack of sleep. You know how us devs get when our mind gets in the zone.

But recently there's more that is keeping me up, altcoins and the whole cryptotrading hollabaloo.

I just can't stop checking my phone. This is starting to be an addiction. I need help.

Im tasked to investigate a stored proc that is slow at certain times ( 20-30mins ) and fast at other times ( 10-15 secs ).

After following suggestions i found out that adding NOLOCK hint on all the select queries makes the execution time fast ( 10-20 secs) .

Although i know that adding NOLOCK means a dirty read of possible incorrect data, does it justify the performance boost?

Speed or data correctness?

Whoa, i didn't know our avatar is shown when we share rants on twitter. I wonder if it's the same sharing on other platforms.

Rant at least once a day.
If i fail this, i wud change my name to quietass.

First day in the office for the year. First thing i do is connect through a vpn while inside a vdi. Fuck me! Since it changed my IP, now i can't access the damn vdi. Can't even restart it! What a way to start the year.

Perfect view for a peaceful day of coding. But internet sucks here though. If only i can put up my office here.. 😁

Happy new year to the best community ever. May you have more ++ this year.

As promised, 2018 is the year i will TRY to post a rant a day. 😁😁😁 Wish me luck.

God damn it. I have not ranted enough this year. I need to ramp up my rant game. This could be my new years resolution.

Rant more!!!

Planning to attend a devcon summit...until i saw their site.
https://summit.devcon.ph/speakers/

The speakers' description are all placeholders.

Anyone here also knows/works with someone who is really great at POCs but sucks big time when it comes to the real thing? I hate that guy. Dont be that guy. That guy will be your team's downfall.

Just microsoft things...

as a node newb, i find this error weird.

You know you have a great dev team when you signed them up on a codefight tourney and nobody even scored.
Seriously, did u guys even try? FML

Since when did devrant become a battery hog??

You know you are stressed when your stressball's face are this faded already

Spent 2 hours today doing L1 support work!!! God i hate working with lazy people!!!

2 hours wasted checking for an application bug on all deployed client pcs when the only issue is the printer has no fucking paper!!!

L1 and L2 support exists for these kind of issues!! Do your god damn jobs!!!