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Redrield6688yRelated fun but for c code
#define true false
#define else
#define volatile
#define sizeof(x) sizeof(x)-1 -
@Redrield too easy randomize true and false, quit your job, then get off the grid cause somebody will be looking for you
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@Redrield not evil enough
#define true __LINE__ % 2 == 0
#define false true
Might get you shot if you hide it in the right place
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