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beardia
8y

Never trust a hot chick that tell you "Wow you are a programmer? Tell me about it"
ATTENTION: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT

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  • 14
    I tried this also... 🙄 Then she got the impression I was saying she was stupid
  • 30
    You have to tell her about programmer things she know from films. Maybe this is a good time to wear sunglasses and a long black coat, and act as if you are watching green chinese characters moving around the whole room 🤔
  • 10
    @devcexx

    Japanese characters.

    And tell her your nickname is Morpheus. Ask her if she saw the woman in the red dress.
  • 27
    How long did it take you to fix her computer and setting up her new WiFi router?
  • 2
    I learned this one... The hard way 😆😄🤣😂
  • 5
    @incrholg Pussy 1 - 0 Programmer
  • 1
    Tell me about it?
  • 7
    If you're talking to someone who is not really interested in something as important in your life as your career, then you are talking to the wrong person...
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