Today I learned that programming isn’t about writing code.

It’s about questioning your entire existence because your code worked yesterday and doesn’t work today… and you changed NOTHING.

You stare at the screen.
You re-run it.
You Google the same error for the 100th time.

Then suddenly it works.

You don’t know why.
You don’t touch anything.
You’re scared to breathe.

Being a developer is basically living in fear of your own code.

Stop using npm

Skill issue.

Programming IS about writing code.
Developing is about not fucking up the programming.

sounds AI

This is why you mustn't copy paste codes from AI. I have never experienced this.

Known issue.

You see, compiling is a lottery. You cannot perfectly predict the machine code that will be produced and sometimes you accidentally summoned an eldritch god with your binary.

The recommended fix is accepting that you are slowly going mad and journal a lot, so that later adventurers who stumble over your writing next to your lifeless body can be confused over the wild ramblings.

If you still possess the funds, it is further recommended to purchase an old castle or a lighthouse. This will improve the setting for the adventurers who follow.

...but it is mandatory that the Princess is moved to another castle. That's for sure.

Доброго вечора всім, хто зависає тут, бо я сам такий: Divine Fortune знайшов через рекомендацію друга, який рідко щось радить, і посилання

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...wow...

The learner has become the master.

Right now, a service I helped develop is throwing connection errors to a RabbitMQ cluster that hasn't changed in over a year. We ping the cluster IP, works fine. Networking checks their stack...nothing has changed..their pings show the cluster is up and accepting messages from other sources just fine.

I'm starting to get messages like 'That method ABC you wrote...what if we created a thread ....'

<smacks head>

Good grief people ... NOTHING IN THE CODE HAS CHANGED! ...stop thinking more code is going to fix anything.

99.9% believe Networking did change something 20 minutes ago and all this panic from mgmt to 'change something' is a waste of time.