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badger569dThis calls for more research (`${userInput}... ${autocomplete}`):
deine Mutter... isst Gummibärchen
eat a... banana
connard de merde te ta... mère (order a pizza)
shove it up your... backend
l'enculer de t...a mere avec une cuillère à pot -
badger569dI am still giggling at the spoon thing and people are looking at me like I'm some kind of weirdo. -
obviously some java / C# coder forced to do some javascript because they're submissive cunts and they want to please their boss who ask them to do frontend.
All java coders are premature ejaculator. -
@afaIk maybe but its practitionner are all fuck machine that can last for days of waves and waves of pleasure

So I started typing "// putain de bor..." in a comment because it's one of those sort of mornings.
The autocomplete suggested "putain de bordel de merde ce que c'est con javascript a la con".
I don't know much French but on the face of it that sounds like a reasonable assessment.
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