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My urgent, drop-everything, “bad actors have access to merchants and we can’t block them!” ticket that I rushed to finish didn’t make it into the release. It passed QA; everything works. There’s no complaints on code quality, either.

The blocker? My code uses the word “whitelist” (which is already present in the greater codebase in a related feature), and that made the woke VP (who happened to review the ticket) go REEEEEEE!! and demand I fix it to use approved language, therefore delaying the security fix until the next release cycle.

Yes, seriously.
It would be comical if I wasn’t so disgusted.

Oh well. Enjoy your bad company PR, dude. I hope it all burns.

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  • 2
    yeah those are liberals. They know they exploit workers so they overcompensate with performative bullshit.
  • 1
    I'm so glad there are such people w/ great priorities.

    /s

    Wow... Pretty much no one will ever see that term.

    Also, code doesn't see color.... but it does show its true colors in a good IDE.

    /jk

    But seriously though. Nothing wrong w/ 'whitelist', 'blacklist', 'master', 'slave' or whatever in computing. Too many retards have infiltrated the field w/ their weird views.

    I'll take security over * cough * approved language every time.
  • 4
    Report vp to higher up for causing a security incident?
  • 2
    How tf they still alive? It’s like watching someone getting shot in the head, hit by a speeding vehicle, plunging 50 ft onto rocks, getting run over by an elephant stampede, and still living after a brief 2 day stay at the hospital
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