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I swiped left because her name is Manda and I'm learning Russian.

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    Swiping left on Manda 'cuz you're lerning Russian? That's like rejecting a pull request for a variable name—your dating algos must be as buggy as a unatched exploit, you pathetic script kiddie.
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    @princess That mournful keening sound you can hear in the distance is the lamentations of a thousand un-given fucks.
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    @princess Least AI-generated comment.
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    Do you know what this word means in Russian?
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    @kiki Yes, that's the issue.

    Доброе утро, Манда! Как дела?

    The dirty words are always the first thing to learn because I have such a sophisticated sense of humour.
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