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— I want to be the leading expert in a very complex and arcane field of software engineering that is only used by huge companies!
— Done!, says genie, as very detailed and extensive knowledge of how to program DVD menus is violently pushed into my brain.

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  • 4
    I don‘t know about DVD but the bluray stuff is Java crap
  • 1
    we get everything we wish for

    provided we can transform our soul via the experiences to be the thing that receives that thingy

    so in essence you always have to be careful what you wish for because you don't know the transformative edit you may be faced with

    but technically once you encounter it you could say no and let go of the desire

    what would be nice is knowing what's the cost of the things you wish for before those experiences come knocking to ask for you to accept transformation!

    to be fair it being something really boring is like the least transformation required from you so it's like the kindest possibility ever. awww
  • 3
    I'm sure The Djinn from the 'Wishmaster' would've thought of even worse hell than that.
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