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The average meeting: "I think that's a really great idea. Let's circle back on this and take a 60k view, leveraging the low-hanging fruit so we can identify you championed this technology".

Seriously? Championed? As if the other bs language weren't enough. And this is language that they use to convince clients. "My consultant championed A.I.". Are you fucking kidding me? It sounds ridiculous. Needless to say, we lost that client.

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    I can‘t even make a joke about Champignons because in English it’s just mushroom. 🤬
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    @Lensflare "I poisoned this technology" sounds like a good analogy indeed.
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    well they made up a word so they can't be sued legally. and one vague enough that people can hallucinate what it may have meant literally. which is literally nothing

    it's doublespeak with hypnotism of your dreams. just repeat positive words until your client falls asleep, like you're a snake charmer, and then you gain access to their unconscious and can slap your name and logo all over everything they ever associate with happiness. after sowing the fields, come to reap their soul over the years. Disney did it first by brainwashing kids

    git gud. dystopia now.
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    @jestdotty Such foul practices and manipulation! Sounds like your license plate is GORW-1984. lol.
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