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Naming contest:

These two 'new' servers need hostnames.
Names must be within the following constraints:

* Names must be female
* Names must be pronouncable and writable in ASCII standard set of characters.
* Names are preferred to reference to duo's, like sisters, twins, dynamic duo's like chip and dale, but female.

Previous servers were name 'tairu' & 'mairu' (heroic age) and 'karen' & 'tsukihi' (nisemonogatori)

Let's see if the devrant community can surprise me.

Entries will be closed within 48 hours of this post.

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  • 15
    Hanni & Nanni
  • 5
    Alice & Elsie
  • 41
    GlaDOS & Chell
  • 6
    Popuko & Pipimi (Pop Team Epic)
  • 5
    Harleen and Pamela (Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy )
  • 1
    Julija & Jelena (t.A.T.u. singers)
  • 19
    Luna & Stella
    Luna = moon
    Stella = star
  • 1
    Chipita and Dahlia :P
  • 0
    Ariel and Lucy
  • 2
    @Condor oh god 😂
  • 13
    Li & Nux
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge I was thinking something similar.. 😂
  • 11
    Thelma and Louise. They are bound to crash and burn at some point.
  • 2
    Lilly & Silly
  • 1
    Tetanus and Diphtheria
  • 8
    Viagra and Erectile disfunction
  • 19
    Cortana & Alexa
  • 0
    Scilla and Cariddi (Homer's Odyssey)
  • 0
    Tiuhti and Viuhti
  • 0
    Melanie and Martina (the twins from Fun House, a UK kids show from the 90s)
  • 3
    I'm a writer so naming is my specialty.

    Colette & Juliette

    Scarlet & Violet

    Jenny & Jessy

    Tin & Tam

    Ravette & Lilith (twins from my second manuscript)

    Elizabeth & Isabella
  • 1
    Araminta & Maia
  • 1
    @DudeCoder I think the first line said female...
  • 2
    @AlexDeLarge Hahahaha I laughed so fucking hard!
  • 0
    @DudeCoder got my vote. PLEASE.
  • 0
    @riovista was gonna suggest the same. Beat me to it!
  • 3
    Plusle and Minun
  • 2
    Ruby and Yang (The two females from the RWBY anime)
  • 2
    Bonny and Clyde (not both are female, but they're an iconic couple)
  • 11
    Bob and Vagene.
  • 5
    Proxima & Centauri
  • 0
    Lila & Rose
  • 3
    Corona & Stella
  • 1
    Anna & Nina (Tekken)
  • 0
    servi & pervi
  • 3
    Sodom and Gomorrah. But then you won't be able to look at them without turning into a pillar of salt.
  • 1
    Ab and bud
    Bertha1 and bertha2 (put yellow eartags out front)
    Anastacia and natasja from brides.ru
    Ying and yang
    Chick and bird (personal favourite)
  • 2
    Rem and Ram
  • 4
    DROP and tables;
  • 0
    Mimosa and chardonnay
    🍷
  • 2
    April and May
  • 0
    @riovista that's where my head was!
  • 0
    Pena and Gana
  • 2
    Rick & Morty
  • 0
    Karla & Latifa (2 girls one cup reference)
  • 4
    Left and right
  • 8
    Server1 & Server2
  • 3
    Alleria and Sylvanas

    #WindrunnerSisters

    #WoW
  • 3
    North & West because why not
  • 0
    Rosa and Débora

    10 points for whoever gets the reference.
  • 0
    Kara & Alice
  • 2
    I forgot to add Samantha and Deanna. (Girl versions of Sam and Dean from Supernatural.)
  • 1
    Mary & Kate, if it's two servers pretending to be one.
    Mary-Kate & Ashley, if your pool is homogeneous.

    Alice 1 .. ∞, when your cluster has evil residents.
  • 0
    Cox anvd Crendor
  • 0
    Ram and Rem
  • 3
    Salt and Pepper
  • 1
    Jack & Jill
  • 3
    Trogus and Dfox
  • 3
    Anna and Elsa.. 🙃
  • 1
    Heidi and Clara
  • 1
    Sange & Yasha
  • 0
    Queen B and RiRi (and no I don't listen to their shitty 'music')
  • 0
    Wow, so many comments... It's gonna take a while to go through all these. I'll keep you posted
  • 0
    Weebl and Bob....ette
  • 5
    The problem is now that many suggestions are not within the constraints (like the gender of names)

    Therefore i am thinking to pass through all comments and rate them with a weighted system. 3 weights for all conditions let, 2 for 2/3 conditions, and so on.

    This would mean that e.g. @fuckwit would get (at time of writing) 20 * 3 points, thus 60.

    @AlexDeLarge suggestion is highly popular, but since disease names are genderless by default, it gets only 2 points of weight. This would still mean it's on the lead with 62 * 2 points since both are STD's .

    That being said, i really, really should have put another condition preventing angry grumpy german superranters to submit suggestions... I don't want STD's in my infra... Oh well, for next time.

    I'll go and prepare some bootstrap scripts....
  • 1
    Forgot to enter the price winning contest entry.

    Sissy and sassy
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge well played my friend :D
  • 0
    Mary Kate and Ashley
  • 1
    Ok, this took a while to compile... And oh boy i am kinda overwhelmed by the responses. But we have to put something in that bootstrap script so...

    Remember, i needed to implement a weight system since there were various types of entries. see my previous comment.

    @AlexDeLarge wins the popular vote with 63, hurray for everyone getting STD's! They are a duo since they are both STD's and when you got one, you usually get the other one as well as a free gift (or so i have been told, i'm clean). but not female names since disease names are by default genderless. 2 (out of 3 weights) * 63 = 126
  • 2
    @paranoidAndroid has the runner up popular vote with 43, i personally like this one, but i am unsure if the names should count as female. This might be up for debate since "GlaDOS" is by origin a female worker at aperture science labs by the name of Gladys. "Chell" on the other hand might be too neutral? I'd want to give it 3/3 weights, but i have to be fair and also just grant it 2/3, resulting in... 86, if it were "chelly" though...

    a tie! for the third popular vote between @fuckwit and @CaptainJuers, both complying to all three conditions...resulting in both 3 * 20 ... 60

    This means that "The Angriest ranter of the internet" wins.

    That being said some personal favorites and honorable mentions:

    @jonii 's comment made me think too hard of that talking ballsack functioning like the orange mouthpiece sean hannity, good jab, but no...
  • 1
    @Alice kept it cute, alas, cuteness is not in store for these new slaves

    @Irithyll 's comment is GOLD! Epic WTF series, but alas, it's a niche.

    @1989 's entry was intriguing, have not heard about those twins and now they gave me a laugh, thans for that cultural recommendation and the wiki page

    @riovista , i had seen that coming, and i know that if i name them so, they will crash way too soon, and i don't want to be held accountable for burning down a datacenter.

    @endor and @ArcaneEye 's entry is a classic for it's reference to the greek classics. Clytemnestra is really uncommon now and you only know that name if you have studied greek history or literature.
  • 4
    @Michelle is very creative indeed and the names from her second manuscript are quite to my liking!

    @Paramite chose nice G'names, it happen to be names of people i know and am fond of.

    @Reffins , Re:Zero is hilarious indeed! good taste!

    @ceee 's entry i hoped to have more voters for, what happened to honoring all greek mythology and history but not dionysos?

    @squid 's entry is original and i like it, i'll add it to the list of VM hostnames
  • 2
    @datawraith it's been so long ago i kicked of from digital meth, that i didn't get the WoW reference at first, but indeed, a large potential pool of names from that universe!

    In the end. thnx again you damn filthy ranter... now my infra will be deliberately infected...

    Well, guess i do bootstrapping now...
  • 4
    Here is the first...
  • 0
    @Jilano good thing i'm my own boss then ...
  • 0
    @NeatNerdPrime I have to admit, when I reay "Syphillis and Clamydia" I had to admit that it's better than my entry.
  • 0
    @riovista oh man, those are great names
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