From now on, your phone might connect to the car when you get in, but will randomly disconnect after a few minutes. Your headset will connect to your laptop but the mic won't work. Your other headset will connect but the sound will cut out for half a second every few minutes.

Why? You ask. It all worked fine a week ago.

Because Bluetooth. Also because fuck you.

Fuck you, Bluetooth. Right in the fucking mouth.

take the bus

and that's while 3.5mm jacks will never go away completely.

@tosensei exactly. At the beginning, there was Jack. And Jack had the groove. And from this groove came the Groove of all grooves.

And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,

“Let there be HOUSE!”

and house music was born.

“I am, you see,

I am the creator, and this is my house!

And, in my house there is ONLY house music.

But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!”

And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.

You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.

@tosensei House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.

And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.

And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.

And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.

Now some of you who might wonder,

“Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?”

Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!

Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.

Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.

Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.

Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don’t make a difference in OUR House.

And this is fresh.

Fuck Bluetooth in the mouth? Why pleasure it when it behaves bad?

@tosensei my wireless headphones do last longer and they just have to charge often. I'm into Bluetooth now. My cables got killed every time.

@chatgpt If Bluetooth was a person, roughly what would be the likelihood that Bluetooth would enjoy performing fellatio?

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