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if I see an ad for your business I will remember it and I will never buy from you

why is it people think being annoying rapey cunts is how you make loyal customers. I didn't come here to see ads. you try selling me something, that ensures I'll avoid buying from you. was I looking for you motherfucker? no. you've already failed to serve me and my needs. I'd hate to see how well you do it if I pay you for something.

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  • 4
    Familiar is easier. So for most people if they have a choice between two comparable brands they'll choose the one they've heard of before, even if they may not consciously remember it. They may even rationalise their choice to it being of higher quality, because we assign positive traits to people and things we like. Similar to Eg salary correlates with height in men because it makes you more attractive.
  • 5
    And the fucking repeating is not a bug, it's on freaking purpose. There must be a better way. Maybe AI will filter everything away on a day.
  • 0
    Do this, have 3 drinks coke, fanta, juice or something. Offer a person (who has no strong affinity to any of the options) by starting with 1 drink and repeat it as an option again at the end after listing the others.
  • 2
    @BordedDev this sounds complicated

    *drinks 3 different kinds of coffee back to back*

    I need more drugs
  • 2
    The huge advantage having huge attention issues is that I don’t even have the attention span to read the full name of the brand, so I’ll never know what ads are about anyway.
  • 1
    There was a girl: "want to be software engineer at Google? Visit ____.io "
  • 2
    @Tounai I don't speak French and live in Quebec where everything has to be French so I actually don't know what any ad is saying and NGL when I first moved here I noticed a tremendous amount of pressure being taken off my psyche when I was outside. I can't understand the billboards!

    lately I've been getting French internet ads but before if any snuck through it was always English. God these things are like roaches.
  • 1
    @jestdotty At least the roaches are useful
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