I hate being belgian. Half of the time the algorythm think you're dutch.

Bitch I can't speak dutch.

@retoor what does that mean????

It says "Men are standing in the kitchen more often". Normally it's a saying like "Look, the modern man cooks". But that guy is obviously just drinking beer. This is a boomer as it can get. Because, let's face it. That guy looks exactly as all our dads.

The only thing I'm a bit jealous about is that they lived in a time with more positive energy. We're living in a freaking distopia regarding that. The world is alright, it's the information suppliers that need to be hanged by now. They're not the messenger, they're the causer as well.

@retoor my dad know how to comb his hair.

@retoor the fourth coming :)

btw my dad cooks and serves meals some restaurants would envy

it means you should learn dutch.

@netikras kiddo? 😁

@tosensei everyone has to learn Dutch at some point in life. It's inevitable if you want to make something of yourself.

@retoor you aren‘t supposed to tell foreigners about world domination plans of your government :)

@retoor and the fun part is: it's so easy. you just have to speak german while being high as a kite and having a fishstick in your mouth.

Vintn stoan assammo mejr inde keuken in de weg te stoan van under wuven

@tosensei that's easy, speaking German is the only thing i can high as a kite with a fishstick in my mouth. Don't remember. That's what i've heard.

@retoor Sure that's what it was

I feel that language preference is indeed a thing that is sorely overlooked.
I'm in the Netherlands and fully Dutch but hate Dutch music. Can't turn that off in any music streaming service.
Same with books, I love reading the original English texts or translations to English (they are generally better). However it's super hard to find the English versions for me and all browsing/adds are Dutch versions. Nowhere did I even set that I speak Dutch.

Also Belgium is weird. If I would live there I would for sure speak both French and Dutch.
My French is really rusty and noticed that Brussels is basically French only with here and there someone that also speaks Dutch.

@hjk101 I don't speak dutch. Brussel used to be dutch speaking with a french minority, but we colonized the place. Even though we always lived here somehow.

At a guess I'm fat and smug but that ass would argue otherwise or I married over my head