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I used to hate this so much.
But it actually happened today and it was awesome. We were shooting the shit about past executives and creative geniuses and company scandals 😅 The freedom of having your project canceled but still funded through the end of the year.
Better to be sitting there than in front of code that’s got a death notice all over it. That’s my new attitude.
I assume you had work to do, and this was not fun for you tho. Do they let you bring your laptop into meetings? -
35 minutes? Jesus I would spend hours with a small team and my boss doing scrum and jira shit on a regular basis. I do not mind getting paid to do nothing.
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Our useless stand up meetings went on for at least 20 minutes and would be a rant on how badly we were performing. And the lead devs would assign blame and then also try to delegate their own tasks to other juniors. So it was a pain...
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