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b2plane637469d@Chewbanacas @Demolishun not only did i take a lethal smell of the shit i shitted, but im farting it too. my shit is so mutated that it's now become a floating ghost called a fart! its so disgusting and smelly my whole office room smells so bad you'd just want to puke when you enter! literal abomination my brother i cant believe i produce allat shit
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b2plane637469d@cafecortado i have my own office in my own house. parents bought this house back in the 80s and it is so super luxurious it has its own office room. like literally office
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Demolishun3449269d@b2plane some dude back in the late 90s or early 2000s had a bad gas problem in an enclosed space. The lack of ventilation causes his farts to displace the oxygen. He suffocated in farts. Please open a window, or don't. I hope you feel better.
what i have just shitted, is an abomination. this time instead of shitting a giant pile of turd, the smell of this bullshit, is cutthroat lethal. literally cut-throat -- each breath you take feels like someone is slicing your throat with the sharpest cartel knife. my shit is evolving so rapidly strong that its now a fucking mutant
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