This muesli tastes of fish.

Fucking fish.

I'm going to eat it anyway, because I'm old and tired, and I like fish.

It makes you angry that you love it.

@Lensflare More disturbed than angry.

I do wonder, though, how many small animals get ingested by the combine harvester along with a typical cereal crop, and therefore what percentage of my breakfast is actually mouse or whatever.

And what percentage of the milk is actually pus.

You can't get away from this by using plant milk because a percentage of the almond crop will be insects and bird shit.

@donkulator I always try to not to think about such things. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.

As someone who likes fish/seafood in general, I do not want to taste fish in food other than fish

@cho-uc that’s what @donkulator thought as well, until he tried it :]

Guess what's in there.

Totally unrelated: particular body parts emit a similar scent if unwashed for longer periods. It's not the body parts that smell - it's the liquids they produce.

@jestdotty Wrap it in bacon. Works for most things.

@donkulator Food has no taste? Wrap it in bacon. Have a wound? Wrap it in bacon. Nuclear reactor leaking radioactive ooze? You guessed it, wrap it in bacon!