the singularity is gonna be some nonsense

When your toilet is smarter than the ass sitting on it. Society has peaked, welcome to our demise.

https://lotusseats.com/products/...

I give up

Am I really reading this shit? How can this be a thing? People say the world has gone insane. While I don't disagree it has actually become: insane, retarded, and creepy.

Also, why are people adamant about mixing water with electronics? Seems like a recipe for disaster.

I give up

I can’t tell if this is real or fake anymore.

good thing the seat cover ie not locked behind a 2FA, or you would be taking a dump in your pants before the otp hits XD

"Chaps, we need to design a logo for the 'Purestream™ Enema Wash' function."

"How about an arse with some water being squirted up it?"

"Perfect."