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GiddyNaya
2y

What in the planet do they expect me to do?

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  • 4
    2y
    They expect you to turn off those notifications
  • 4
    2y
    get addicted to the dopamine rush of LinkedIn and think about it in your sleep and explore all their features and find new business use-cases for their app so they can advertise more benefits and charge people more money
  • 5
    2y
    LinkedIn: You appeared in 30 searches this week

    Me: okay, so where job?
  • 0
    2y
    @-red
    You gotta bump those numbers up,
  • 1
    2y
    Delete account, remove app, cleanse yourself from the taint with a detox week of not touching anything Microsoft related... That includes GitHub!
  • 1
    2y
    “Hey! Pay attention to us!”
  • 0
    2y
    @NeatNerdPrime what about Windows? It also?
  • 4
    2y
    @max19931 yes!
    That detox period is for the rest of your life.
  • 3
    2y
    All linkedin users when they get that notification:

    *climaxes in corporate*
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