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MojoJojo
7y

Guys, I've been thinking.

When I get married I'm gonna make my partner agree to terms of service and my privacy policy instead of the lame wedding vows 😛

Instead of 'I do', it'll be 'I agree'.

Should also probably make him sign an NDA incase things go south.

Edit:
Also, probably a code of bathroom conduct. (I just remembered that football while peeing rant)

joke/meme

vows vs licenses

funsies

lol
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  • 26
    7y
    I think that will be the first Terms of Service and Privacy Policy that the mankind with read, understand and analyze completely before saying "I Agree". 😂😂
  • 29
    7y
    *scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll*

    ☑️ I read and accept the terms

    *Clicks marry*
  • 18
    7y
    Lord have mercy on him!!
  • 7
    7y
    @AlgoRythm that's the exact opposite of what @github just said! Hahaha!
  • 4
    7y
    @byte-me The duality of man.
  • 6
    7y
    @AlgoRythm you are really brave or you are in need of someone to get married under any circumstances
  • 7
    7y
    @github All of the above
  • 5
    7y
    Better, it's not an open source license. Or else.....
  • 8
    7y
    @Alice I know you're here for the sacrifice 👶👿
  • 4
    7y
    Don't forget the mandatory fine print
  • 3
    7y
    Lol that wud b fun!!
    Add me to the guest list please 😂😂😂😂
    Nice idea u gave thanks 😌😌🙌🏻🙌🏻
  • 3
    7y
    @byte-me and force him to scroll down to the end before he can agree
  • 4
    7y
    This is already done extensively. It's called a prenuptial agreement.
  • 5
    7y
    *I reserve the right to make any modifications I deem necessary to this agreement at anytime without prior notice.
  • 4
    7y
    He'll have to sign up to be a husband and fill out a form and confirm captcha to prove he's not a robot before agreeing to the terms.
  • 3
    7y
    Your first child will be called Eula if it's a girl, Tos if a boy.
  • 2
    7y
    Lol that's a good idea. It's also a good idea to just lay everything out on the table prior to marriage. "If I see you clip your toenails I will vomit, do it elsewhere" kind of stuff. I am sure he will have stuff like that too.
  • 2
    7y
    @Fionn153 There is a lock for every key. Unless someone is smarter than most, everyone gets married at some point. Lol
  • 0
    7y
    @spaceDev is @aitkotw @ThatDude's secret account??
  • 0
    7y
    @codePatrol @Fionn153 I'm from India, even if I didn't want to get married, my mum and dad will make sure I do.
  • 1
    7y
    Are you anyway related to "Sheldon"?
  • 0
    7y
    @AnonymousDev Big Bang's Sheldon? O.o
  • 0
    7y
    @f7u12 errr?
  • 0
    7y
    @f7u12 I don't see it.

    And by that I don't mean 'i don't see the comment'. I mean, 'i don't see the point'. Why would Sheldon be a porn star's name?
  • 1
    7y
    @f7u12 now you haveme thinking.
    How about, Sir Sheldon Bangsalot?
  • 0
    7y
    @f7u12 haha! Dr.B.Sheldong from Big Bang Boner.
  • 1
    7y
    @byte-me yes Dr. Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. He has made agreement for each thing in his life like relationship agreement, room mate agreement and so on.

    @f7u12 BTW if there's a "bang" in a sentence, then it doesn't have to be related with porn.😂😂
  • 1
    7y
    No comments
  • 1
    7y
    What if you marry a lawyer or a hacker, people meant to find loop holes?
  • 1
    7y
    This is every bit amazing! I hope my future someone comes up with something half as incredible as this!
  • 1
    7y
    @AnonyOps and I hope my future someone finds these tolerable!
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