Stress testing my new cnc, say Hello World roundy

Pictures like this honestly make me puke. Why does Linux users think they're better than everyone? 😂 #bringthehate

Why does the Python developer have crooked teeth?

Because he doesn't use braces

My apple watch shows the correct time twice a day! 😍
Thanks apple for this new feature.

CLI > GUI

When someone at work says your Java multi threaded code is too advanced for other people to understand so you have to dumb it down. What part of constant learning in software they don't understand?

Sorting algorithms visualized

When you were growing up to be a developer and your mom brags about what a genius you were and has literally no idea what she was bragging about...

#IJustInstalledLinuxMomChill...

Funny story my step dad was bragging about me hacking Google to a group of his guys a few months ago (mind you I'm 21, he's a roofing contractor) and he calls me over and is like "yo, Jimmy. Tell them how you hacked google. (Obviously I never "hacked google", whatever that means) and this guy he's talking to say:

"Oh shit. You can do that shazz".

For my own amusement I replied:
"Yeah I hacked google last week. I HTML'd into their json databases to pull out an ASP in order to bash attack on their .Net services using only CSS"

Of course the man's only response at this point was to ask me how much it would cost me to build him a site...

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

If you know what I mean ;3

So I saw a lot of people showing off their servers. That's the baby we setup for our uni project. :)

I Just caught my girlfriend Reading my "How to: C++ for Beginners" book.. i am so proud of her right now

CSS in a nutshell

Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

any hardcore peeps like this? :P

gotta commit b4 I do anything..

gotta push b4 I do anything..

gotta deploy to prod b4 I do anything..

God! kill me already 😭😭😭😭

So Github has reimplemented Trello.

Wish I Had One.. (っ◕‿◕)っ

I have been told to get a life, can someone give me the torrent link?

I'm not really social guy... But here, in devRant if feels soo different.

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.