Found this online, figured you guys/gals would like it

I want these on my car

When you do something not part of your job but you were feeling nice today. Then it sets in that you just inherited that task. What have I done...

Hide and seek champ.

Anyone ever used this excuse?

Graduating in a few days in CS and thinking about what I'll put on my cap. Current favorite:

When your boss buys you two monitors so that you can have your code on one screen and the development site on the other but you're still unable to double productivity 🤔

version control done the right way

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

When I arrived at my new job last year they were working on developing a large site using a live server with all the devs ftp-ing every change in the build process to test it. 😵

It was not uncommon to hear 'is anybody in the style sheet?' being shouted across the office!

Needless to say, I had to fix many bugs multiple times when my fixes were overwritten!

Sorry for The 9gag Repost, but this has a Place here!

So true!

1. Coding
2. Answering everything said on Slack

Pick One.

When someone asks you to estimate a task and then uses it as a deadline 😡

Client: we love Internet Explorer, can you show me how the best way to use it?

Me:
Step 1: Open Internet Explorer

Step 2: Search & download Chrome.

Step 3: Close Internet Explorer

Step 4: Move Internet explorer to the bin.

Step 5: Never talk about using Internet Explorer again.

The feeling when someone you stood up on date last week on Tinder, starts working in the same office some days later.

When the lead developer knows less about good practice than the apprentice..

Using your root privileges wisely..

Just got an email from the boss asking if me and the other dev on a project have been liaising with each other before editing code because changes were being lost and over written.

Wouldn't it be great if here were some way to manage collaborations and control versions of files? *git*

The company is so reluctant to use git and do things properly.

-.-

You know you're being unproductive when your screen goes into standby mode.

Busy debugging look up to see this..... Need new pants

That's so true!

Secret of success...

#Startup