All ya fuckers be like fuck windows, fuck mac.. i seriously don't like samsung (devices).😝

Linus took cosplay to a whole new level

Found this some time ago in an open source project.

Can you be hired as a developer if you are not holdind a cs degree?

cease_all_motor_functions()

Don't Drink and DELETE

When the swedes get their own team...

When you are fixing a friend PC and your girlfriend send a message : " I am home alone "

A few months ago I jelled about some crappy code, who the f*ck wrote it?! Then they showed me my name in the file header... crap I wrote it myself A WEEK BEFORE and already forgot about it...

"I just got out, and all dad cares about is getting one of these... 🤔"

While we're on the subject of keyboards, here's my baby! A V60 with Maria's switches!

Only Linux user will understand

First time doing "coding and beer". Works great so far.

!rant

I work from home. Sometimes, my husband remotes into his computer during the day. When I see it, I message him jokingly that someone is "hacking his computer". Then this happens:

When I have to scroll down all of the terms of use.

That's fucking evil 😈 😈 😈

Vim ftw ❤

Love it to code on the passenger seat while my girlfriend is driving. Commits at 230km/h.

iEscape, the solution for missing keys in your MacBook Pro Late 2016.

Vim users, Apple have you covered!

Group work

Seen in Amsterdam, getting on a ferry.

This alone makes it worth it.

🐶🐶🐶

Is a word missing there?

Pokémon GO can't touch this.

coincidence?

Schrodinger's USB:
you have the USB in your hand. you don't know if you have it in the upright position or not. you can only find out if you've got it right when you try it!... otherwise the you're holding it both wrong; and right!

Client: Why do I need to pay for a website. You're just copy pasting images and text from a word doc.

Me: There is a lot more to it, like code...

Client interupted me before I could finish: Why am I paying you for code I can't see!

Same client told me to "just phone google" to put their site on the 1st search page.

"Who the fuck wrote this stupid shit!?"
git blame

It was me...

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