Found this on discord.
Could be copypasta but I decided to share it anyway.

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

She: I can't open the Jar.

He: Download and install Java First.

This will be dangerous

404 Error!

full-stackoverflow developer things

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

Which Linux flavour should I install in my newly ordered ssd ?
My usage will be
vscode, chrome, mongodb,
android studio

Please take consideration of ease in installing hardware drivers. Didn't want to waste so much time on it.

Hello! New to Dev Rant

Source : Reddit

Expert in NoSQL

I'm ignoring that he called Mick Mike.

My setup at work

Confession: devRant is addictive af :|

Let's create an Antivirus

Everybody likes to screenshot things (including me)

As someone moving from java to rust, I feel attacked.

I prefer silent kills.

× open Jira ticket classified as a BUG REPORT
× Title: "Mike"
× Description: "Mike is working with us"
× assign it to Mike

× reopen it every time it's closed

How programmers comment their code

The only thing more bloated than Your Momma is your code.

I could replace you with 10 if statements.

I think it was on the final level of Doom.

hello hi

Friendly reminder 😉

Surprisingly inexpensive...

Source: LinkedIn

I love the sound of a keyboard.

Bad ping will get ya!

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

A functional developer kills a man. When the police arrests him, he gets very surprised. He thought he was stateless.

Fuck Development...I'm becoming a beekeeper!