I'm a bit ashamed for laughing on this 😂😂😅

Every software should have this

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

This is way too true!

Too many people expect me to work for free lately...

First laugh then comment 😂😂😂

The question of life

Oh no weekend come back, please come back

This beauty! 😍

we got a new coworker who had no experience in coding. I was planning to leave the company (mainly because my other coworokers were jerks) but no one wanted to teach him so i started teaching the new guy. This was 4 months ago and He is the reason im still here and i enjoy my work again! :)

I made an automatization bot for a big company from my town (freelance). Today I had to shut it down because I've been waiting 3 weeks for my payment (they only had 5 days after finishing development to pay)

Fuck the fucking client, fuck this fucking shit

Can we all grow up and acknowledge that every programming language has its benefits and drawbacks? You don't sound edgy and sophisticated by only advocating for your language of choice, you twat.

You can't buy happiness
But you can learn to code,
and that's pretty close

Literally JUST told a client FUCK YOU, PAY ME! We both gonna legal up for this shit.

Light vs dark IDE themes

I personally prefer dark and all my coworkers use light. When they ask me to look at something, it hurts my eyes just scrolling for 5 minutes on their computer.

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you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

all unit tests passing

Every morning when I'm urge to sh*t I always hold it in when possible. This way I always bring it to office and let company pay me for it ^^.
Well, what do you think I'm doing while posting this rant? :D