Best: My first app for Windows 10, "devRant unofficial".

Worst: A website for a client using Facebook APIs which don't want to work properly.

Diffs are for noobs anyway!

OMG this warning!

Was letting my five year old cousin play on my laptop today. She was writing numbers in notepad, and after typing '123', she erased them because she wanted to start over from 0 instead.

Later she started typing 1 and 0 repeatedly in random sequence.

She may be a robot. Either way, I sense a bright future ahead for her.

Sums it up well

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

!rant
Have my final Calculus 3 exam in 3hrs and I'm freaking out.

My guess is that The Sun Never Sets on devRant. Is that true? How many countries and continents do we have members represented in?

Hi devranters, I come to you for your wisdom...

Today a job offer was given to me in Poland with 2500 to 3000 euros after taxes + house + house expenditure + montlhy flights to my home country.

What do you think?

I heard we were showing off server specs 😏

What advice would I give a new dev?
"Learn COBOL"

No one specified that it had to be 'good advice'

Reinventing the wheel can be very valuable. Even if you don't create a better wheel, you'll learn a lot about how it works, which can really help you out in the long term.

Oh, you're 87% Web Design, are you? Get the fuck outta here.
Literally one of my biggest pet peeves for CVs/resumes/company website templates

Chat with user:
Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: IT please come to my place i don't have internet connection and i need to finish my work, please please come quickly
Me: Are you in your computer?
User: Yeah.
Me: Amm, and how are you chatting with me?

rm -rf social-life/

So I'm the bad guy now? Just because I won't share my fucking codes to my classmates...

!!rant
Need 10 points to create my avatar

Fuck windows 10. I log on to start an interview code assignment that is timed. I'm on my computer getting things ready for a solid 10 minutes before starting the test. AS SOON as I start the test, windows 10 informs me:

Fuck you. There's updates and I'm installing them right now whether you like them or not, fucker. I bet you're doing something important too, so I'm not even going to let you schedule it at another time.

Fuck.

I got the job!!!!!

Sometimes, being a dev means giving answers like these.

Got me thinking

One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

The moment when you realize that you have no other conversational topics than technology, programming and how fucking annoying it is, to working with total douchbags :(

- What IDE do you use?

- atom

- * internal screaming intensifies *

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

Bombed an interview for my dream job / company 😪Is this week over yet?

The SDK Manager knows what Android N stands for

My gf tried to charge the pendrive, coz the pc said device not recognized.
How they do this ???

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?