Why use boolean for a simple flag when you can use a fucking nullable string? Kurwa no.

Why does a phone require 8GB of RAM!!!

I'm doing it! I'm making the move to Vim!

I wish there is such thing as branch in a relationship. So that whenever a couple are having a fight, they can create a branch and work their shit out in that branch and eventually merge to the master branch.

Wait
Merge....
That just costs.... more conflicts

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

Tried to exit MS Word with :wq and started wondering why it isn't closing before I saw the Windows logo.

I'm a peaceful programmer.

Salute to this guy.... 😍 👍

Those popular questions in the sidebar on StackOverflow

That moment you realise you will avoid all Dev jobs in China!!😐😷

Web devs daily day

I love musical desks. Ive been here about a year and a half and ive moved desks about 10 times. Fml

To have a good or bad interview question first requires getting an interview

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Always push to master...

Premature optimization

sudo chmod -R 777

Recently I developed the ability to write self-commenting assembly code.

Let's just hope that these two don't meet!

Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"

I'm logging my DevRant time as training ... I read all these dumb things that people do, and make mental notes so that I don't do the same thing. Best. Training. Ever.

Me: I know so many languages, I don't need to learn c++ to follow along with this 3D OpenGl tutorial!

Narrator: Oh, but he did need to know c++ to follow along with the 3D OpenGl tutorial.

Now I have a legit reason to be on devRant at work.

Finally found a use for this