A friend of mine and I are about to open a company and we're hiring a developer to develop websites, no specific needs, it literally just have to work.

We found this guy, who develops goodlooking websites, but isn't really a developer, meaning that he just uses visual composers. (which doesn't differ too much from what we want).

Well this guy kinda loves us because we're actual developers who know how to code "properly".

It's the first time someone likes me just bc I'm a developer and I'm already superhappy!

Hope it will get good soon enough!

I answered my first question on Stackoverflow!
I feel like a true dev now 😁

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Life lesson learned:

If your girlfriend asks you what SO means, it's "Significant Other",

NOT StackOverflow.

If doctors were like software engineers, they would say things like “Have you tried killing yourself and being reborn?”

"Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job."
Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

This made my debugging day a bit more tolerable. Hope it will have similar effect on yours :)

Maybe i could help

manager tries to find someone available for a long hard task..

Me:

Inspirational quote of the day

Game of testing

Dear Managers.....

Get yourself a friend that sends you URLs like this:

Debugging in real life

When you reply while coding.

testers coding...

when ur friend says: im "programmer/hacker" hahahah

Me 2 months ago: "Im sick of this winter as soon as its sunny im gonna go outside and ride my bike."

Me today: "Meh"

The only dates I get, are updates.

with love to Photoshop

Who else does this?😂

Quote of the day.....

Me everytime🙄

Well, I don't know about you but my PM does this everytime.....

Not OC

True story 😂

Time to print out project source code

This is so relatable 😂

Source:

https://instagram.com/p/...

!dev

My Bros housemates make a mess but don't clean up and generally don't get along. What can he do? Too expensive to live by himself (California)

They're new grads, met somewhere, dunno the details, and decided to rent together earlier this year. He doesn't seem to be very social and just games in his free time...

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Hi guys,

Im a Software Engineer from Germany. I've just heard that delevopers are much better paid in the US compared to Europe. In Europe/Germany i would get about 40k a year as Somebody who just finished university(bachelor degree). Can somebody confirm that ? You dont have to Post your exact income :P just Let me know if that's True, because i am Thinking about going to Work in the US in a few Years ..maybe some of you have german Friends in the US it Industry ? :)

Thanks for the answers.