Best joke in physics😂

Some days be like that.

When reviewing code...

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

I feel really happy on days when i get to use scala

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

How do you even come up with shit like this?

A huge project came my way at work. Old spaghetti code, no source control, no test env and every other possible challenge you could think of. Based on my initial quote a deadline of June 19th was approved. Two days ago the president of the company tells my boss it needs to be done by Friday, no excuses. Horrible timing since I'm moving tomorrow and am off all next week. Not to mention I'm the only dev at the company that understands/knows how to work on this code. We also don't have a budget to contract out. Literally not possible to do in 2 days. I proposed a "quick fix" solution and new design which was approved. I Spent 2 straight days working on it with overtime, no lunch hour, and the president checking on me every hour for status updates. Managed to implement my "quick fix" and just put it live 2 hours ago. President approved, and said "thanks". He then sent an email to the company and all our agents across the country anouncing the change. In the email he directly thanks the Marketing dept and the "senior leadership team" for "making the quick turnaround of this request possible". He proceeds to name specific people responsible for making this happen. No where does he mention my name or my department. Not that I'm actually surprised but it would have been nice to get some recognition considering this literally wouldn't have worked without me. Guess I should be used to it by now. I'm also now on call during my week off in case anything breaks.

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

Plans for 2019

- make my app good enough for prod usage
- find someone to help me with ui
- find someone to help me with marketing
- register my own company
- end my twenties
- maybe quit my 9/5 job by the end of the year

it's gonna be a fun year :)

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

*youtube how to use X in Y*

*please dont be an indian please dont be an indian please dont be an indian*

hlo frnds tday ím gna shw u...

FUCK

Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

C'mon guys, it's really not that hard

Source: Reddit

AI in a nutshell

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Exactly

x += 50;

gymrant [more details]

Copying code from stack overflow doesn't make you a developer. Knowing where to paste that code makes you a developer.

To build a software services company or a single product startup? Why?

When a rant has 19 ++'s I'm like:
*++* "Here, have some stickers!"

Just like basketball player need good shoes, programmer deserve a better keyboard.

Definitely not show off. Just wanna say I'm a big fun of Cherry MX mechanical keyboard.

I get serious anxiety when someone is doing something on a computer and I know that the way they are doing it is the slowest way possible.

How does one find Open-source projects to contribute to?

So I accidentally published my AWS keys to GitHub, stupid me. I realize this the next day.

$ git reset
$ git push
Reset keys in AWS

I was too late. Bot already stole the keys and started up 53 EC2 instances. Racked up $4000+ of compute time (probably Bitcoin mining, I'd assume)

4 weeks later, I finally have this shit disputed and settled.

Don't test with hardcoded keys. You WILL forget about them. Env vars always. That is all.

This made me laugh hard

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Project manager logic.