"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

I think that instructions on ransomware are more clear than on troubleshooters nowadays... 😂

Suicide hotline for all the jobless depressed developers.

A.I. would be intelligent enough to quit their dev jobs and find something else..so no worries

Job requirements nowadays...

The 2 states of a programmer:

1.- I'm the fucking master.

2.- I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

* Can move from one to another quickly.

Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor

I hate windows. Today I opened nvidia geforce experience and in the list of my games at the end there was a new game: "Minecraft: windows 10 edition", WTF???, I never installed it! Like always a google search saved me: After last updates windows will install suggested apps WITHOUT your permission. And to disable this you must edit a key in regedit. Not even a switch in system settings! Microsoft wtf are you doing?

Roses are red,
my screen is blue;
I'm here thinking:
"What did I do?" :(

I wish I could type into my brain:"dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1337"

To delete everything of my ex gf memories...

She just wrote a message, again...