oh shit... it's gonna be a sunny night.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI

Slow motion of a QR Code birth!

Maaaan, we all knew it was coming, we were warned, again and again, yet still, when Lets Encrypt's old root CA expired today, we found out a tool we were using to get new certs (Not cerbot, custom wrapper around acme-tiny) included the old root in the chain.

So... A few hours ago, some of our servers started having connection issues.

Great final 3 hours of today. Better luck next time I guess? Still, despite the little hickup, Lets Encrypt still remains as one of the biggest revolutions in the adoption of SSL, they're the good guys.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Simple but effective 😎😎😎😅😅

Oh no!

The moment you realize you've got suboptimal code tattooed onto you forever 😂

What EF thinks the singular of AttendanceLeaves is

Well Wifi Number 4 should go to a doctor asap

This describes it pretty well.

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

var fUCKEDuPcAMELcASE

I love this shirt from freecodecamp.com

Misunderstanding is like running ftp server on port 80!
Ftp responses for http request!
In real life it happens like this

Excuse me, but I think people are hacking into the queue - or that you are just terrible.

Old school Lan parties

Fixing bugs on the production server..

Even the app isn't sure. 💏

Http response code cheat sheet.

Whenever I ask google a stupid question, I do it from a shell so people still think I'm smart.

Translation:
System Test
632 BUS got fucked

Today I asked to the guy who manages the website and the server of my school if the site has an API or something else to take the circulars from the website and display them on an application.

He laughed at me and said that what I'm talking about was useless.

After that I want to retire from school.

wife: why don't you react to things I say (she means why don't I go crazy when she says crazy shit)
me in my head: after 7 years in IT I have learned not to react when people above you say crazy shit.

The secret robot internet

Oh so day continued....

My boss just asked me before I left... You know that report we wanted automated, you said you'd get it done by today, is it done yet?

Me: well uh who dragged me into a PROD issue because no one else knows how to investigate... EVEN THOUGH I BUILT AND SHOWED U HOW TO USE THEM... SEVERAL TIMES. (no i didn't say this last but that's what went on in my head).

Oh and I figured out what the issue was...

"My teacher always said that data redundancy is a really bad thing."

The most difficult thing about debugging isn't fixing the bug, it's all about finding the bug. -Mr Robot

My life is complete now

This is the only place where a developer can complain and find who understands him and give him advices.
Thanks ranters